What if Charlie Weasley is asexual? Like what if when his brothers were going through puberty and getting crushes on girls and just obsessing over them, Charlie was just like, “Guys. DRAGONS.”


all straight boys are literally the same it’s like that one episode of the fairly oddparents where everyone is a gray blob and every time a straight boy tries to tell me off for generalizing them all i hear is ‘but i’m the grayest and the blobiest’